Luke: I can't make myself rise off the ground.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to levitate.

Luke: I can't raise the box.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to elevate.

Luke: I can't make them angry.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to agitate.

Luke: I can'r keep them all together.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to aggregate.

Luke: I can't make him mad.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to aggravate.

Luke: They won't let me join the group.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to affiliate.

Luke: I did all I could for him at the hearing but he lost.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to advocate.

Luke: The prosecutor refused to try my case.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to ajudicate.

Luke: I can't find any more potatoes to put into the sacks.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to accumulate.

Luke: I can't get the generator to turn on.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to activate.

Luke: No matter how hard I try, I can never make him mad.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to acerbate.

Luke: They won't share with me.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to accommodate.

Luke: I can't drive any faster.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to accelerate.

Luke: My Twitter message is too long.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to abreviate.

Luke: I will not surrender my leadership position in the prison!

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to abdicate.

Luke: I'm getting weak; I need water.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to hydrate.

Luke: I can't keep the prisoners from arguing.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to moderate.

Luke: I can't see any difference between them.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to differentiate.

Luke: I'm not going to brag about what I have done.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to pontificate. 

Luke: I can't get used to this cold weather.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to acclimate.