Saturday, December 18, 2010

Luke: I can't make myself rise off the ground.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to levitate.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Luke: I can't raise the box.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to elevate.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Luke: I can't make them angry.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to agitate.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Luke: I can'r keep them all together.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to aggregate.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Luke: I can't make him mad.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to aggravate.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Luke: They won't let me join the group.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to affiliate.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Luke: I did all I could for him at the hearing but he lost.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to advocate.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Luke: The prosecutor refused to try my case.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to ajudicate.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Luke: I can't find any more potatoes to put into the sacks.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to accumulate.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Luke: I can't get the generator to turn on.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to activate.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Luke: No matter how hard I try, I can never make him mad.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to acerbate.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Luke: They won't share with me.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to accommodate.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Luke: I can't drive any faster.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to accelerate.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Luke: My Twitter message is too long.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to abreviate.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Luke: I will not surrender my leadership position in the prison!

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to abdicate.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Luke: I'm getting weak; I need water.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to hydrate.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Luke: I can't keep the prisoners from arguing.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to moderate.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Luke: I can't see any difference between them.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to differentiate.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Luke: I'm not going to brag about what I have done.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to pontificate

Monday, November 29, 2010

Luke: I can't get used to this cold weather.

Captain: What we’ve got here is a failure to acclimate.